my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
(via teenigguh)
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
(via price-iz-right)
i could never be a politician because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate it would start off with “listen you fucking prick” like idk how these people don’t do this
(via orgasm)
